Friday, August 21, 2009

Typicalism. HAHA.

time check: 12.30am

heyyyyy.

idk what to talk about so yeah :)

-why are singaporean chinese girls are so skinny?
the truth is they think they're sexy and they are the hotstuffs. they think anorexia/bulimia/crash diets are so fucking awesome.
dont tell me you're born skinny cause its bullshit. i was born skinny like a stick but at least i have some meat rather than skin and bones.
they do all these to fit in, cant you see? all the chinese girls in singapore look the same.
skinny, long straight hair, fake eyelashes and has the ah lian accent, always found at Bugis Street or Clarke Quay on Saturday.

hey, at least i am proud to have some meat. im tall and my bones are big so im not considered skinny nor fat. im okay2 size uh. heh.

-why are the gig people so bloody typical?
they always have that flatcap aka new era, looooong hair covering most of their features or have the helmet hair (LMAO), they wear that checkered shirt with thr colourful-but-gay as fuck tee inside with cut off bermudas, skate shoes or slip on Vans, they listen to mainstream underground music like White Chapel/ Suicide Silence/ Comeback Kid etc etc.
and these kind of people are ALWAYS loaded. they are sombong as fuck, they think they are respected *vomits* and look down on people who are not like them.
k not say look down la. they are friendly but the way they act or talk to other people not of their kind or lower from their standards, makes me wanna kick them in the fucking face and shove the nation's flag up their arse. seriously.
and they always go for fashionista bimbos. you know, the ones that always have that high pitch voice like some opera singers who choked on fishballs and always shop at Topshop/ Miss Selfridge blablabla all the branded fucks.

-why do bimbos dressed skimpily at gigs?
they do that for attention and to show everyone they're different when they are so typical. they dress like that to attract band people. drummers get the hotter girls.
so at gigs, they can start hardcore dancing and all the hardcore kids will upskirt them and chase them cause they are so bloody cheap.
most of the bimbos are either not virgins or new to the music scene and shit like that. HAHA.

haha dont mind my thrash talk im just feeling bored lol. if any of you terase, then you guys are typical bunch of nukkas with a brain the size of a pea.

hmm. later off to Pasir Ris paste posters, then to Peninsula ask how much for selling amps, then to Queenstown for the hotdog and free flow coke at Ikea, then to Beats for jamming, then to gig at Crawlspace.

k im done. byeeeeeeeee.

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